Certified Cat Zone

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This page is intentionally simple. The local cat committee has requested a calm background, a large title, and no urgent business unless someone has knocked over the snack bowl again.

Current bulletin: every kitty here is innocent, every laser pointer is suspicious, and the cardboard box remains the most overengineered luxury suite on the internet.

Officially approved by three serious kitties and one obvious troublemaker